Jewish Jokes

Who’s the best Jewish cook? Hitler.

What do you get when you squeeze a Synagogue?
Jewce(juice)

When’s the only time you wink and smile at a nigger?
Through the scope.

What was so bad about being a black Jew?
You had to sit in the back of the oven.

How does hitler’s moped sound?
Runnnn nigger nigger nigger, runnnn nigger nigger nigger

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What's a Jewish woman's favorite position for sex?
Facing Macy's.

Why do Jewish husbands die young?
Because they want to.

Q. What do you get when you cross a Jewish princess and a prostitute?A. A fucking know-it-all.
Q: What’s the resemblance between snails and Sephardic Jews?A: They don’t need women to make babies!

Why are jews so good at math?
They got all the answers burned on their arms.

First Man: I'm going to be just like Hitler and kill all the jews. But I'm going to kill all the clowns, too.
Second